So it's that time of the summer once again for BB. Some people love the show, ( like me), some hate it, (my husband). He can't just see the amusement in the show, like me. Sorry honey, I am in control of the remote control!
All I have to say is that I LOVE MY DVR!!! And that I get to watch commercial free! I don't do the live after show, I would but someone would turn into Mr. Grumpy Gills and now we can't have that can we?!?
Well, once again Julie Chen tells us to expect the unexpected. Yeah, yeah, we know the drill Julie, you are just going to keep screwing with these people's mind and pick them off one by one!!! The Power couples is the twist that I was waiting for, waiting to see who they were going to be bringing back into the house. My #1 hope was for Jordan & Jeff, I just love those two! They crack me up!
Once everyone enters the new house, they all notice that there are more beds then there are of them! WOW a bunch of Rocket Scientist this season! Where are the rest of the people??? Hey Look it's champagane time! Time to get their drink on, I think it was Porsche who said she was ready to start drinking, we have lush in the house as well. Well then again she is a Cocktail waitress, understandable!!! As everyone mingles, Julie pops in and tells everyone for the millionth time to expect the unexpected.
Onto the new crazy ass cast members for this season, we have Mr. I LOVE Beverly Hills 90210, & Apple Martini fan Adam. Who is also in to heavy metal. Ok there is nothing wrong with heavy metal, cuz honestly, I love to listen to angry music, it helps to vent and just makes me smile. WOOOOOO as I thrown my rock on symbol up into the air. But, I have a weird feeling about this one. I think he's more in touch with his feminine side then his manly, hard core rock star side.
Then there's their the gorgeous Cassi "I don't want to tell anyone that I am a model, because everyone thinks that we are just going to steal their boyfriends". Sweetie where were you 10 years ago? I would have handed him over to you without a fight! You want him that badly he's all yours!!! But all in all, I really like Cassi, she seems to be a level headed your young lady, who just happens to be drop dead gorgeous. I heard she was casted for all you horn-dogs out there who want to do nasty things to yourself while you are watching BB this season, because that is the closet you will ever get to a hot chic & possibly score!!
Next we have Mama's boy Dominic, who is also an adrenaline junkie, like myself. Who also rides a crotch rocket, unlike myself, I have a real bike, a Harley!!! I want to know what other adventurous things Dominic has done. Has been to Vegas yet and taken the SkyJump plunge? I have & it's one hell of a ride! Dominic was casted for all the Young ladies, we needed some good eye candy this season. I am just not to sure how he will survive all summer without his mommy making his breakfast, lunch & dinner for him, or doing his dirty laundry for him. Maybe mommy thought this would be a good time to cut the cord and send Dominic out into the "real world", let him get his feet wet and see how he does. And if he can't make it on his own, well then he can always run back to mommy!
Then we have the "I'm not going to be showering this summer because I don't like public showers, or porta potty', or public bathrooms", Kalia, This women distracted me the five minutes, or maybe it was that enormous rack she has that was ready to fall out of that top and give America a free show! YES! NO...Ctrl/Alt/Delete to get that nasty image out of my brain. I think I am going to need to do a hard reboot to erase that thought and memory if it does happen. PLEASE, I AM BEGGING, PLEASE NO, I STRESS NO COSTUME or CLOTHING MALFUNCTIONS!! Oh and let's not forget she's already famouse, because she is one of the real life Sex in the City girls, because she wrties a sex, I mean relationship Column. You go girl, just what we need, another dumb ass opinion what we should do if our lazy ass, no good SOB boyfriend cheats on his hot sexy girlfriend, with his streetwalking, pole dancin ex!!!
Keith the Deacon Preacher, but I promise I am not going to Preach in your face. All I have to say is that this man LOVES, LOVES, LOVES HIS WOMEN. Poor Porsche. I think he wanted to hump her leg, support Kalia's big sisters, smack Cassi on her tight little ass and do the nasty with Shelly in the Diary room. At first I thought he was supposed to have been this quite, little son of a preacher, but he's just a horn dog walking around trying to bone these ladies. I hope he packed some condoms, we don't need to be making a love child on BB. This one we are going to have to keep a close eye on. Oh how about that blue suit with the big blue flower on it....I am still wondering about that as well. I know you want to make a statement, but not with that suit. Oh & let's not forget his BB Chart, which just got thrown out the door cuz of the twist!!!
Porsche, "Yes, I was named after the car, cuz my parents...blah blah blah" I lost her after was named after, DUH...ya think??? Really??? I would have never guessed that one, would you??? Isn't it every parents dream to own a Porsche???? Well they have quite the gem in this one. I think she is going to be a little on how do I say this polietely??? BITCHY side. I think she is going to put Keith in his place. Why did she have to lie about her job??? I don't understand what the big ordeal about being a VIP Cocktail Waitress is either. So guys/men throw money at you to bring them drinks. Good for you. If you were a pole dancer or stripper then I could understand you not wanting America and your new roomies knowing, but a Cocktail Waitress, pffft.
And the Doctor's did a great job on your fake boobies. I kind of lost interest in her after she made the remarks about the Dr.'s helping her out.
Lawon, well this one is quite the character as well. I am not sure what the hell he/she or it was wearing. Didn't he say "if they want me to be gay, I will be gay, if they want me straight, I will be straight"? Well I don't recall anyone asking you to cross dress or wear loud colors with a big ass ugly floppy tie. A tie should be neat and snug around your neck so when Kali, who already hates your guts for ruining her game, drags you around the house, it chokes you just a little!
I can for-see him annoying everyone in the house, and the house guests wanting to hold his head under water until he stops kicking. Are you allowed to take duct tape into the house?!?
I saved my favorite new house guest for last Shelly. I love her, she cracks me up! You never know what is going to come out of her mouth! Sort of like me!!! She likes to play with guns, shoot things, fish, play in the wilderness! She's freaking awesome this one! I think she is going to be a power to be reckoned with later in the game. I am hoping that Shelly does well in this game!! I have nothing to make fun of her, because she reminds me a little bit of me, in her bad ass way!!!
So then there was the twist of Power Couples and teaming up! I don't know how this is going to work between Mama's boy Dominic and I LOVE Beverly Hills 90210 Adam. If he keeps his head on straight and out of the clouds of 90210 & focuses on the hardcore metal he will do ok. I do kind of feel sorry for Dominic though, cuz I am sure he wanted one of the hot girls or ladies to team up with him, then he could count on hot meals, and having his laundry folded.
I think the power couple of the season is going to be Cassi & Shelly. I like that they didn't want to win the first HOH. I don't think that I would want that power the first week either.
Kali & Lawon - lets just break these 2 up now. I can already hear the bickering and back stabbing of each other.
Keith & Porsche - Keith is in for the ride of his life, that's all I am going to say!! Sit down, shut up and hold on tight Keith, because Porsche will throw you to the dogs.
So as everyone is celebrating our pouting and being upset over there new alliance, and the door bell rings, my first thought was it best not be that dumb ass bahahahahahahaha annoying laugh Rachel and Brendon, well when they walked in, I just wanted to shoot the tv with my Nerf arrows and kill her. Did you notice her narley engagement ring? Excuse me while I leave the room to take a pee and possibly barf. I start screaming "NO, NO, NO this can't be happening" The hubby says "well are you not going to watch this season"? And his little evil grin, waiting, just waiting for me to say "No dear, I will save you from the agony of having to watch BB with me, I am so sorry that I put you through that dear, oh please forgive me?" He's lucky I didn't have nothing worth while throwing at him, I just pointed & told him to leave. He didn't like that very much. So in his own annoying way he will sit there and make little snide comments and try to carry on, thankfully I am very good at blocking him out. Or because I am in control of the DVR, REWIND works wonders & after about the 10th time rewinding something he gets the clue!!!
As Rachel is going on & on about her self and Brendon and what cute babies they will be making this season, the door bell interrupts and in walk Jeff & Jordan! YES, YES, YES!!! I love these 2. I love how Jeff makes fun of Jordan, but let's face it, she is kind of an airhead!!! And Jeff has to remind her that they have been together for 2 years not 1 and she just looks at him with a dazed & confused look, like where did the time go? Um, Let's see is started out over 2 years ago with BB and then onto the Amazing Race, where she didn't have a clue of what country she was in, and then Jeff did that travel show, maybe that's where she lost time, cuz she didn't go with him she forgot they were together!!
Oh and I love how all the new house guests can't stand Rachel. They all made fun of her in the diary room! Classic.
The door bell goes off one more time and now everyone is like who else in god's name can the send into the wrath of the BB game...last but not least Evil Dick and Danielle. Danielle, did not look very happy to be there, but then again her & her daddy hadn't talked in 3 years. And only seen each other once or so at Dick's mom's house or something. I think Danielle is still a little sour that daddy won and didn't share his winnings with her. It's time for Danielle to put her big girl pants on and wipe that smirk off her face and make amends with her daddy. If I was Evil Dick I would just torture her the whole time anyways!
So onto the HOH Competition - everyone walks out into the backyard to find huge ass banana's hanging around. The only one that had a smile on her face was Rachel because she was going to wrap her legs around something other then Brendon! Or maybe she was going to pretend it was Brendon, IDK...bad thought. I love how everyone had there own strategy to hold onto the bananner. I was really wishing Jeff & Jordan would have won, but that was a long shot. And did anyone else find it distracting seeing Rachel with whipped cream all over face? Come on BB, that was uncalled for. The chocolate was ok, but could have done without the whipped cream. That's why she probably held on for so long, she wanted her fill of whipped cream. Much to my disliking and I am sure many others, Rachel wins.
BUT WAIT there's one more twist to be told this evening....The Golden Key...I kind of like idea. So is going to stay & who is going???
Praying that it's Lawon & Kalia!
Until Sunday.....when I get to catch up on the gossip of the house!
